Black Snake Moan

I'm going to not do my usual movie review. I am not going to discuss this movie in depth, because I feel that too many people that I respect do not want to hear my un-rated review of this movie. Haha. Wow, well, Christina Ricci is exactly as hot as I always thought she was. Basically, nympho-half-naked-drunk-sexy-abused-girl is found by big-burly-religious-awesome-man played by the remarkable Samuel L. motherf*ckin Jackson. There's chains, orgasms, sex, nudity, delusions, and Christina Ricci. That's just the first few minutes. This movie is not for the faint of heart, however, if you do decide to watch it, remember, it is just a movie. I'd also like to point out that we accidentally rented two movies in the same day that featured Mr. Justin Timberlake. And surprisingly enough, he was fantastic in both roles. I feel he was better in Alpha Dog, but he was very good as this one of the few movies he's ever done.

Alpha Dog

Well, we just finished watching Alpha Dog, and it was awesome. Just awesome. I loved it. Most peoplem would hate it, but I found it deep and intellectual. And they cursed like peas. A can of peas. A case of peas. A pallet of peas. A whole f*cking warehouse of f*cking peas. I mean, wow. I found myself cursing at least three times per sentence after watching it. Awesome acting. Awesome story. Awesome everything. If you can take tons of violence, swearing, sex, drugs and more swearing, I suggest it. If any of you have seen it, leave your comments. I wanna know everyone elses' view of this f*cking killer movie.

30 Days of Night

http://www.apple.com/trailers/sony_pictures/30daysofnight/

Well, one of my favorite comics of all time is finally becoming a movie. It's going to be freaking awesome. It'll be action packed, but it will also be artsy, and very much like the comic! Watch the trailer, and tell me what you think. I'll be going opening night if anyone wants to join me!!

I think I blog too much...

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Mingle² - Dating Site

Thanks to Justin & Mary for introducing me to this quiz, as well as introducing me to the great world of blogging. Also, I'd like to blame Justin & Mary for introducing me to this quiz, as well as introducing me to the addictive world of blogging. I'm just kidding, I didn't really want to thank them. Haha, kidding, jeez. ;) I ya guys.

iPod Touch

That makes me think of a song: "...when I think about you I Touch (insert random Apple plug) myself!" Haha, I'm such a dork. A dork who's first (yes, first. I know it's weird, but I've waited for it to be worth it to me) iPod is going to be the iPod Touch. Sooo hot! Unfortunately, I'm running out to dinner with Melly Pie and Rog, so I'll elaborate more later!

He THINKS he loves his wife??

I just finished watching "I Think I Love My Wife" and it sucked. There were parts where I was interested, and others where I wasn't. But then...they started singing. Wow, I felt rage building up inside. If anyone out there wants to go rent it because Chris Rock stand up is funny as hell, don't. Ever. Wait til it's on TBS, and even then, don't TiVo it...just wait for there to be nothing else on, Sunday afternoon. But not during football season.

The Pursuit of Happyness

I just watched the Pursuit of Happyness with Will Smith as Chris Gardner. Wow, what a movie. Brilliant acting by Will, and an amazing story, of Chris Gardner proving his worth. It surprises you with how much a person can put on themselves, and when they really do try the absolute hardest, what they can make of themselves. I highly recommend it, however, have a box of Kleenex around.

Super Mario Bros...the ORIGINAL!

So, the Wii is amazing. We downloaded the original Super Mario Bros as well as the second one....remember, for the NES. Roger and I tried to beat it....we failed. I can beat a game that pits you with a gun against thousands of aliens, parasites, and huge ships, but I can't beat a 2-D side-scrolling adventure of a plumber versus koopas. What the hell is a koopa?! And what's with the "magic mushrooms"? Or the "flower power"? Leave your NES love...

Bjørk??

Okay, what the hell? I just watched an SNL performance by Bjork (I don't know how to do that crazy little two dots over the "o" thing), and it was like a freaking train wreck! It was sad and angering, it was strange and explosive. And I couldn't pry my eyes off the screen! It was...::passes out::

Tattoos are for . . .

Alrighty kids, it's that time of the year again. I'm itchin' for another tattoo, and I have way too many ideas. You all know I have a devil on my left arm/shoulder. I was thinking an angel on my right. It makes sense for so many reasons. You know how there's the angel on one shoulder and the devil on the other? Or I could do something funny, like an angel, but in a cast and with crutches, and with a black eye, like the devil beat the crap outta him. Or I could do the devil dressed up as an angel. I do kinda like the idea of an archaic angel, looking like Michael, coming from heaven with a sword, and big freakin' wings, and a pissed off look on this face.

Or, (I told you I had a ton of ideas) on my back right shoulderblade, the moon with a silouette of Superman flying in front of it, with the only visible symbol being the 'S' on the cape or on his chest in red. I'm gonna sketch it up on my phone so I can show you people what I mean. =P